Tuesday, September 19, 2006

UFO?
NASA postponed the return of the shuttle today due to some mysterious object flying below the space shuttle. They say it's probably debris from Atlantis but I personally believe that this indeed is an authentic UFO that has finally come to pick up baby Suri from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Back me up here Mary. I know you are a believer just like me. [Article]

3 comments:

katraz said...

I think they have her already. I think I see her hair- its all coming out of the doors of the ufo....

Mary said...

Lui5, I believe your analysis of the situation is correct, with one exception. The UFO is actually a new planet in the galaxie. This mysterious and elusive planet is planet SURI. Strange life forms from PODS placed here on earth are developed with the aid of light beams from cameras. The rare and elusive photo of SURI can only be explained by the lifeform jumping up and down on a coach and chanting, I am in LOVE. SURI still holds many mysteries and NASA plans to spend billions of dollars to fund this once in a lifetime event. Oprah has donated to the SURI research project, also known CRUISE/HOLMES. Thank you Lui5 for this brillant discovery.

Parma Area Fine Arts Council said...

Oh hellz no! Not the baby Suri comments. If I hear another CRUISE/HOLMES/SURI comment, I will barf !